"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
10/22/2014 at 21:08 • Filed to: Dadlopnik
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"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
10/22/2014 at 21:08 • Filed to: Dadlopnik | 9
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Emma decided that she was going to drive herself home from daycare today. That's my girl!
JustWaitingForAMate
> shop-teacher
10/22/2014 at 21:24 |
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My mates daughter is 3, loves cars (he's got a V8 Calais, I've got the SS, she goes nuts when we sit there revving the engines). So he's buckling her into the seat and she's going "I want to drive, I want to drive!' and he's "You can't drive, you don't have your wallet!" I'm over his place the next day and we're heading out, she jumps in the front seat, 'I'm driving!' so he goes to pick her up and she pushes him away, shows her wallet, and goes 'I have my wallet! I'M DRIVING!'
He's fucked when she reaches legal driving age.
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shop-teacher
> JustWaitingForAMate
10/22/2014 at 21:27 |
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Bwahahaha! I'm going to have to remember the "You don't have your wallet" line.